Why did the chicken cross the road?

Plato: For the greater good.

Aristotle: It is the nature of the chicken to cross road.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Timothy Leary: Becauce that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Ronald Reagen: I forget.

Capt. James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Anderson Consulting: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the compentencies required for the newly competitive market.

Anderson Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Anderson's helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

Anderson Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson Consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day intinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergise with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross=median processes.

The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.

Anderson Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justified whatever motives there was.

Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking all over the place, anyway?'

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book.

Oliver Stone: The question is not, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?'

Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: The chicken did not cross the road.....it transcended it.

Ernest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?